"Resistance is futile." — The Borg, Star Trek: The Next Generation
"Cut it out." — Joey, Full House
"Eat my shorts." — Bart, The Simpsons
"Did I do that?" — Urkel, Family Matters
"No soup for you!" — The Soup Nazi, Seinfeld
"I'm listening." — Frasier, Frasier
"It's a good thing." — Martha Stewart, Martha Stewart Living
"Holy crap!" — Frank, Everybody Loves Raymond
"Oh, my God! They killed Kenny!" — Stan and Kyle, South Park
"Bam!" — Emeril Lagasse, Emeril Live
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