[Couple6872]

Originally Posted by wifesass

Last week I took my wife car shopping. We drove to a dealer to try a small suv, took a test drive with a salesman. I rode in the back as it is a car for her. She was very unimpressed by the vehichle and it's lack of power. We told them we were shopping other brands as well and made our way out. I drove us to another dealership about 15mi away and we looked around there. We found something to test drive but when they asked for my license I realized I no longer had it. I had my wallet fall out at home while wearing these pants so after checking our car I knew it must be in the test drive car at last dealership. I called them and spoke to our salesman. He placed me on hold, checked the car and confirmed he nad my wallet. Well, at times when horny I load my wallet up with polaroids cut down to fit photo holders. At this time I had 8 pics in there with my wife bent over, full frontal and spread wiiiide. She knows I occasionally carry pics but thought I had put them away. Wrong.
I told them we'd be about 20 mins getting back and he assured me he'd have it at his desk. We arrived and to avoid a long salespitch I asked the wife to run in and get it. My wife spoke to the receptionist so she called over the loudspeaker that we were here. My wife said it looked like all the men there were straining their necks to see her. She could not understand it, that is, until she opened my wqllet while returning to our car. When she saw herself spread wide she turned beet red and jumped in the car. She said "I'm gonna kill you! And DRIVE!" She was laughing but said I'm never to wear those pants again...

thats awesome