[Swimashore]

A guy goes for a drive in Wales. Almost as soon as he crosses the border he sees a Taff in a field shagging a sheep. He decides to stop off at a pub for a beer and when he goes into the bar there's a spastic in leg-irons sitting on the floor having a wank.
He says, "Fuck this, I'm getting out of here."
The barman says, "What's wrong boyo?"
He replies, "As soon as I came to Wales I saw a guy shagging a sheep in a field and now I'm in here, this guy's sitting on the floor having a wank."
The barman says, "Go easy on him. How do you expect him to catch a sheep in his condition!"