My wife has a single friend, she's divorced, flirty, she has not had a steady since she seperated from her husband 8 years ago. Glenna is attractive, mid 40's, she teaches high school, she dresses like a nun so that might scare guys off. She invited us to dinner one night, luckily there was a football game on I could watch while they chatted in the kitchen.
During a break in the game I saw a Cosmo magazine on the coffee table, I picked it up and started turning pages, sometimes there is some hot stuff in there. I came upon a quiz, something like "How sexually daring are you", and Glenna had filled it out in pen, hmmmm. Some on the questions were 'how many sex partners have you had?', we had always gotten the impression that the reason Glenna divorced was that her husband cheated on her. Glenna had filled in "23". Have you ever had sex with more than one man in the same evening? Yes she had. Have you cheated on your SO?, Yes. Have you had sex with a co-worker at work? Yes. How often do you go commando? She checked off 'frequently'. Do you swallow? Yes. Her score on this test was in the super sexy range, I was a little surprised.
I wasn't paying attention and Glenna came in to room to offer me a beer, saw what I was reading and said "Un oh, now you know some of my secrets", and she put her finger over her lips as if to say 'keep it quiet". I nodded back.
No, I didn't even tell my wife, but Glenna was a lot more interesting to me from then on.
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