An American rancher is meeting an Australian farmer. The farmer shows off his fields. "I've got fields twice this size", says the American. The Aussie then shows off his herd of cows. "Oh, we have cows twice this size back home", says the American.
A little while later the American spots two kangaroos hopping across the field. The American asks, "What are those?" Says the Aussie, "Haven't you got grasshoppers in America"?
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