F – I can’t even get my wife to send me a selfie
M – Selfie she took for someone, probably a FB friend.
M – Another selfie she sent to me at work.
F – Cool. I can still get my ex to send me one once in a while but that’s been tough lately.
M – Damn! I heard she was a hottie!
F – Yeah. She is.
M – I’d like to see those.
F – I delete them all shortly after I get them but if I can get her to send me any more I will send them to you first. You just can’t share them with anyone else.
M – Of course not.
M – Ass man?
F – Oh absolutely!
M – Most of my photos of her are on my computer, not my phone.
F – Too bad. These are nice.
M – Thanks! I like playing with it.
F – I’m sure you do.
M – Lucky for me, she likes butt massages. Nothing better than her ass under your hands while you have oily fingers.
F – Nice. And here I am stuck at work.
M – Sorry. Lol.
F – That’s ok. I’ll get my wife drunk tomorrow and talk her into some nasty shit.
M – Lol.
M - Nasty shit like this?
F – Yeah I got her a big blue dildo that I fuck her with sometimes. I’m hung like a freezing midget so I like to give her a treat once in a while. I’ll have to break that out tomorrow and check the batteries.
F – And that pic is sweet. Not nasty.
M – That is just one of her toys. She has a huge realistic one that I like to use on her while she gives me a bj. Pretend she’s playing with two guys.
F – Yup. Toys are fun.
M –
F – Sweet.
M – Seen enough?
F – Oh. It’s never enough. I’m the biggest pervert I know. I do this all day.
M – Lol! Me, too. Pics, movies, reading…its all good.
F – We’ll be sitting on the couch watching TV and I’ll be surfing porn right beside her. She just shakes her head and laughs.
M – Tammie would rather me have pics of her though.
F – I try to use that argument with K too. But she doesn’t fall for it. I try to tell her that if I had pictures of her, I wouldn’t need the porn.
M – Exactly. Of course, you’d have both. Lol!
F – Naturally.
M – Ok, one more…bed soon.
F – Ok.
M – Another selfie. I dunno who she sent this one to either.
F – Sweet. Do you shave her or does she do it herself?
M – Both.
F – Shaving is good foreplay.
M – Turns me on, that’s for sure! Irritation is an issue though.
F – Yeah. Just gotta be real careful. I used to shave the ex all the time. K doesn’t trust me with a razor down there so she does it herself. I really gotta get that girl to loosen up a bit.
M – Yes you do!
F – I’ll give her some wine and see how far I can push it tomorrow night.
M – Good luck. Tammie doesn’t drink so that’s not an option for me.
F – Looks like she does pretty well sober!
M – She does. She is a good girl.
F – Yes, she is.
M – Ok. Time for bed.
F – Thank you very much and goodnight.
M – You’re welcome. Goodnight.