[KarlMalone]

Naked Woman With Angel Wings Says She Was Nude ‘Because I’m Stupid’

A naked woman, wearing only a pair of angel wings, was arrested Tuesday morning in Arkansas, and when police asked Christine Lawrence why she chose to parade around in public nude, she told them simply, “because I’m stupid.”

As reported in the Arkansas newspaper, The Baxter Bulletin, police were first alerted to the situation by the newspaper itself. Someone there called the cops to report a naked woman with angel wings on her back bothering a newspaper employee, asking if the employee had been “saved.”...

A Baxter Bulletin delivery carrier was in the process of loading her vehicle with papers for her morning route when she spotted a naked woman in the newspaper facility’s parking lot.

“I could tell she didn’t have any clothes on at all,” Debbie Donovan told the paper’s reporters. “All she had on was suede boots, that’s all. I thought this was the craziest thing I’ve ever seen.”...

Tuesday was actually the naked woman’s 47th birthday, but she also would not say if going outside in her birthday suit was her way of celebrating her the occasion.