A friend of mine asked if I would mind giving he and his wife a ride to the airport, they were going on an extended trip to the Middle East and they didn't want to run up several hundred dollars worth of airport parking. They offered wanted to take me out to a nice lunch on the way as thanks, I would have taken them anyway, but lunch was nice too.
They are a sedate, wealthy, well educated couple, I don't think I have ever heard an inappropriate word out of either one of them. As we were finishing lunch, I went to the rest room and when I got back to the table I sensed something amiss. She was blushing and my friend said "we have an embarrassing request, I hope we can count on your discretion".
I said "sure, what's up". I couldn't imagine what was up.
"Sue just told me she packed some adult toys and I don't think that is a good idea to have them in our luggage when we go through customs in some of the places we will be visiting. Would you mind holding onto them until we get back?"
I had to laugh a little, I said "sure, no problem, we are all aduts here, everyone has some of those".
So when we went out to my car they opened up their check-in bags and took out a Hitachi wand, a purple gel dildo about 10" and a butt plug, She put them in a grocery bag I had in my car. The poor lady was so embarrassed. He explained "I would have just thrown them away but it was too late since we use curbside check-in."
I did have to tell my wife, no way I was going to get caught with a bag full of sex toys she didn't know about.
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