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Old 01-22-2014, 06:17 PM
Everard Everard is offline
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My worst experience was with a girl called Lynda (yes, with a 'y', what can you say about a woman who can't even spell her own name?). She was awful in bed, all she cared about was her own pleasure, whatever poor sod of a man she was with at the time, just didn't matter.

Being a few years her junior, I had that problem quite a few young guys have, not being able to last that long. Lynda thought she could cure that by shouting "DON'T YOU DARE CUM!!!!!" at the top of her voice. You can just imagine what effect that had!
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