Reminds me of an old joke: a woman is home alone and the door bell rings. She answers it and it is a close friend of her husband, she invites him in. He says "I've always thought you were very beautiful, I would give you $500 if you would let me fondle your breasts for 5 minutes."
She mulled it over then said "why not?",
Takes off her top and he gives her the $500 and fondles her for 5 minutes.
Later on her husband comes home and asks "Did Joe stop by with the $500 he owes me?"
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