Okay, here's the reason why baby diapers have brand names such as "Luvs" and "Huggies", while undergarments for old people are called "Depends".
When babies poop in their pants, people are still gonna Luv'em and Hug'em.
When old people poop in their pants, it "Depends" on who's in the will.
There now, wasn't that simple?
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