I know we've probably all gone that route of asking a girl on a couple of dates, and then by the third go round she comes home with you for sex. But I'm curious about the shortest amount of time it took for a guy to get a girl into a sexual position.
For me, two experiences come to mind:
1) I went to a company Christmas party. It wasn't in New York City where we all worked. It was at a massive hotel complex in Westchester, about 15 miles outside the city. Kind of a pain in the ass. Everyone had to take car service to get there, me included.
The place was very tacky. It was like one of those wedding banquet hall "factories" that have 4 weddings receptions going on at the same time. Except on this day there were multiple company Christmas parties going on at the same time.
Towards the end of the evening I called for a car service to bring me back to NYC. While waiting in the front of the hotel for the car to come around, a woman from one of the other company parties came up to me. She asked if I was going back to the city. I said yes. She asked if she could hitch a ride with me in the car service. Very forward of her. I could have been a serial killer. But I guess it was the Christmas season, and everyone was tipsy and having a good time, so whatever. I said sure, she could have a ride with me.
So we hopped in the back of the car. She started talking about how she wanted to pick up some particular guy from her office and go home with him, but it didn't work out so that's why she needed a ride back to the city. I said something overly flattering like, "Well he's an idiot. I'd be glad to pick you up. You're beautiful. Every guy would want you."
She's was like, "Really... kiss me."
So I did. As I said, we were both drunk.
For the next half hour we kissed, I felt her up and fingered her pussy in the back seat of the car while being driven back to NYC. When dropped off in front of her apartment building, she gave me her number, but I never pursued it.
But I'd say the time it took from first meeting her in front of the hotel, to sexually kissing her, and then groping her, was about 25 minutes.
Can anyone beat my time?
