I had a female boss for over 10 years, she was actually the trophy wife of the rich old guy that owned the company. She was attractive, a "my shit doesn't stink" type b*tch, didn't know enough to actually manage people, she ran off many good employees, including eventually me.
One day we are going to an industry meeting about 200 miles away, I'm riding with her in her huge Mercedes, she's following her GPS to get to the little town where the meeting is, GPS's were new and she must have set it to shortest distance because it told her to turn off the Interstate about 20 miles before I usually got off. I argued with her and told her to stay on the Interstate but she was bound to follow her new $800 gizmo.
Sure enough we are on some curvey two lane road, it's dark and raining, she's driving too fast and I have no idea where this thing is taking us. I thinking if I die in a wreck with her I hope my wife gets a billion bucks out of this . Sure enough she skids off the road into a shallow ditch and we are stuck. I haven't seen another car in the last 15 minutes and I realize we're in about 1.5' of water and muck, she reached for the door and before I could say "don't open that" she did and now the floor boards have a few inches of water. The cell phone was mounted in the car and luckily we had a signal. Anyway, to make a long miserable story short, a tow truck finally got there, we had to walk through the mud to get to the tow truck, he decided he would need help and will have to come back in the morning for the car. He was nice enough to help us get our 2 overnight bags out of the car and take us to the hotel that we were headed, all the time asking "what 'chall doing way over here, this ain't the way to there", which made me fume even harder at this dumb b*tch.
When we got in the light of the hotel we were still soaking wet and Miss Priss's white silk $500 blouse was transparent and so was the bra she had on. Was it worth all that shit to see her nips, hell no. When we got back from the trip her husband, my other boss, was upset with me for letting her get in that situation. I only stayed with that company a few more years because they paid me so much and I was saving to open my own business, which I did.
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