[jacobmarley]

I got to be my wife's second. I know this because we were friends for 2 years before we started dating, & we confided in each other. She just turned 18 when we met at work, I was 20, & we became friends. She was a virgin then. She didn't date much, had a domineering father and low self esteem, but eventually she hooked up with this guy who lived on her street. He was a tool. Had cool water toys (she lived on a lake), had the nice tanned body, even had the sweetest mullet, but was also a real big fan of the missionary position and supposedly only lasted about 7-8 min. He never went down on her, she never gave him head (or any other guy for that matter, so I got to be first for that!), just basic missionary for a few minutes, then done. Poor girl, living the sheltered life, she never thought sex was much more. Then one night, I asked her out, and we've been together for 23 years since. I un-sheltered her, and WOW, the beast came out!

Since then, she's fucked 5 of my friends, 3 of the wives of those friends (4somes with the hubby), a couple strangers, 3 other women, & even gave head at a bar on a dare. So by my count it's 14.