I have another theater story...
Was working an outdoor show as the backstage sound engineer for mic wrangling. We had a box truck backed up to the stage to serve as "tech world" with the amps and wireless racks. My night was spent sitting in this trailer reading a book and glancing at the receivers for any signs of trouble (low batt).
Well, at one point in the show, one of the hotter actresses needed to do a fast change. The decided to use the tech trailer but because a portion of the audience could see into it, I was asked to hold up a sheet at the front while she changed. As I was facing her, I got to see her leopard print bra and panties several nights in a row. I think they were her lucky show undies... I also got to to see her ass up close as I helped her into her mic each night (due to costume, she wore it inside her yoga pants at the waist). We're still friends on facebook
What I wouldn't do to smell the pussy juice in those show panties after day 4.....
Yes, I love working in theater.