I saw my sister in law naked, like big time unbelievable naked. And right in front of my wife.
I took a week off work to repaint the interior of my house. My wife asked if I could pay her sister to be our helper. No problem. Plenty of painting to be done. At one point I was up on a step ladder in the dining room painting the corner moldings with white oil based enamel. The sister in law came in to get something. She bumped into my paint tray and managed to knock it off the ladder getting it all over herself. The floor had a tarp, so that was okay. But my sister in law had paint in her hair and on her face and neck. It was oozing down her shirt and dripping onto her shorts and legs. Like it was everywhere.
My wife and I at first used paper towels to get the major gobs of paint off her. But it was oil based paint and you can't just wipe it off. So I get the turpentine and some rags and my wife and I go at it that way. But by then it was under her shirt and seeping down her chest and back. So my wife tells her she has to take her clothes off so we can get to the paint under her clothing. And my sister in law is like "No way". And my wife is like "Yes way". My wife says she has to take her clothes off right there in the dining room so we can at least get the big blobs off. Then she will have to stand in the shower and we will rub her skin and hair with the turpentine and soapy water to get the residual off.
So after a little discussion, that's what we did. My sister in law took off her shirt (no bra), and her shorts (no undies). (I was told not to look. Oops.) Once we got most of the paint off, I laid out a path of newspaper to the shower. For the first few minutes the plan was for me to stand behind the sister in the shower so I couldn't see the goods, but I could use turpentine, a rag and a comb to get the paint out of her hair, while my wife worked on her sister's front. But there was so much paint everywhere that within short order I was on my knees dabbing at her pubic hair with turpentine. Nothing was sacred. 30 minutes of me touching my sister in law everywhere with my wife standing right there. Happened two years ago. All true. We laugh about it now. What else can we do. Plenty of jokes by people asking my sister in law if she can come over and paint their house. LOL!
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