I am a citizen of the United Sates of America.
It is said that diplomacy is the art of compromise.
I personally find it impossible to fuck a girl doggy-style without looking down at her sweet butthole and wanting, badly, to pull my dick out of her pussy and slide it in her ass. Things being what they are, usually, a compromise takes place and she gets a thumb instead. That is why, when I meet a girl and she asks what I do, I tell her I am a U.S. diplomat.
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