[Tifosi]

Originally Posted by PuffyNips

I dated a woman for a few years. She had a best friend who used to hang out with us. The best friend and I would flirt sometimes. Eventually the best friend found a boyfriend. He started hanging out with us too. I didn't enjoy his company. He was a bit dull, which is what makes the next part of this story even odder.

I wanted to buy a new camera. The best friend knew a lot about cameras. I asked for her help. We went to a camera store together on a Saturday morning. I ended up buying a really high end camera. The best friend wanted to take pictures, so we walked around the city taking shots. Then she wanted to upload them onto the computer so she could see them full size. We went to my apartment. I took a few pictures of her sitting at my computer. I jokingly said she should show me some skin. Without missing a beat she pulled up her shirt and flashed her boobs. I had never seen them before. I asked her to do it slowly so I could take a photo. She said okay but she insisted we had to delete the photos afterwards. Then she showed me a nipple... which lead to her being topless... and then completely naked... Ultimately we started having sex in my bed.

When I fingered her pussy it was incredibly wet. I loved it. Of course I loved it. What guy doesn't love a wet pussy? The wetness was all over my fingers. I tried to go down on her. She stopped me. I told her I had to have a taste. I distinctly remember making a big show of putting my wet finger in my mouth and licking off the creaminess. She screamed at me to stop. She was like, "NO NO don't do that. Definitely don't do that." I jokingly asked if she had a disease. She said that wasn't it. She said she really wanted me to do it, but she couldn't let me.

I said I must and swooped down and stuck my tongue in her pussy. I started licking as she squirmed and kept trying to push me away. After like 30 seconds I finally lifted my head and asked why not, why wouldn't she let me do it. She hesitated, and said umm... oh... well... you see... She explained she had sex a few hours earlier with her boyfriend when they woke up. She said the wetness was his sperm.

Ok, that floored me. I had been touching his sperm. It was all over my fingers. I had licked one of my fingers. I licked her pussy. His sperm was in my mouth.

She said she was sorry. She said she should have told me sooner. She didn't think I was going to lick it. She said it was no big deal. She said it was sexy. She said she didn't want to stop what we were doing. She said she had wanted to have sex with me since forever. She said we should keep going with intercourse. She said she wanted to feel me inside of her.

So I did what any man who had been flirting with her for years would do, I swallowed my pride (and his sperm) and had intercourse with her.

I didn't really like this guy, I didn't really know this guy, and yet his sperm ended up in my mouth. Never in a million years did I see that one coming.

Man that is some wild shit.... I would have dry hurled for like a week!