So, after futzing around for what seemed like forever, drinking our best wine, and overtalking the WWE Pay per view I spent $55 to watch, Auntie Painful left the house via way her daughter.
as soon as the door shut, I struck. Grabbing my wife over my shoulder and carrying her up the steps despite her protests.
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