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Originally Posted by frodo
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I knew a German lady who was working nude in her garden on a country property when they called. They came up behind her and got fairly close before she knew they were there so she stood and said "Well you've seen the back, you may as well see the lot and turned around". Unfortunately she was nowhere near as good looking as the woman in the pic. Another time when dressed she would agree with everything they said till they started to get a little suspicious and asked "How do you know all of this?" she replied "They tell me" "Who tells you?" "The little green men that visit my garden at night" all said with a genuine straight face.