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WHAT ARE YOU WEARING UNDER YOUR KILT?

How badly do you want to know?
If you are looking for some ready answers to this age-old question...
... and there are some good ones !
I'm sure these will make you smile... hehe

My Scottish pride.

My shoes and socks.

Nothing is worn, everything is in perfect working order.

How warm are your hands?

Play your cards right and you can find out.

Me mother once told me a real lady wouldn't ask. She was right, God bless 'er.

Tell me madam, would you go jogging without a bra?

To another man: Same as you, only bigger.

To another man: Your wife's/sister's/mother's lipstick.

To a woman: If I'm lucky, your lipstick.

Lipstick--two shades on a good day!

Bagpipes, wanna give 'em a blow?

A wee set of pipes.

I had to tie it up so it didn’t hang below the kilt.

It's the smallest airport in the world.....2 hangars and a night fighter.

What God graced me with.