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Originally Posted by PuffyNips

This didn't happen to me, but to my roommate in college. When he was a senior in high school he was head over heels for this one girl. He had this incredibly dumb plan to have sex with her. After his parents went to bed he snuck out of the house with their car keys and drove their BWM over to the girl's house a few miles away.

Well the guy's father heard the car pulling out of the driveway and thinking it was being stolen, he called the police.

Meanwhile, my roommate arrived at the girl's house. He parked on the street because he didn't want to pull in the driveway and possibly wake her parents. Parking on the street in that town is illegal.

So the police get a call about a stolen BWM. And a police car sees a BWM parked on the street a few miles away.

The police knock on the door of the house. Mind you, it's like 2 AM. The girl's sleepy father answers. The police explain there is a stolen BMW parked in front of his house. He asks who it belongs too. The police say the name. The father says, "My daughter is dating a boy from that family."

The police, the father, and now the mother, all traipse into the girl's bedroom. They ask the girl if she knows why the stolen BWM is parked there. She starts to cry. The police say, "Young man, wherever you are hiding, come out immediately."

My roommate sheepishly calls out from the closet, "Um... could someone please hand me a towel..."

Wow, talk about your first time having sex being a downer. There he is shamefully standing in front of her parents and the police, with his parents heading over, all while wearing nothing but a towel after having uncompleted sex with the girl.

Pretty sure the only thing that could make that worse is if she somehow got pregnant... WOW!!!