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For a few years we lived in a small town of 2500 that was served by a small independent phone company, until the 80's they had a lot of these all over the country. When we moved there from a big city one of the neighbors warned us, 'don't say anything over the phione you don't want everyone to know.' Crossed connections were common.

So one night my pager goes off, that means call the office, possible emergency. I picked up the phone and got in the middle of a conversation. It didn't take me long to realize it was 2 people, both married, having an affair. I don't know how long they had been on the phone, but they had gotten to the good stuff.

F: I can't believe you said that with my husband right there, he's not that dumb (giggling)
M: I was just trying to figure out how to get you alone.
F: You'll just have to wait until Thursday when he goes on nights.
M: I've been dreaming about your tits.
F: Dream all you want until Thursday (giggling)


This went on but I had to call the office, I could do it from the radio in my car and I hated to hang this up, my wife knows a lot more people in town so I thought maybe she would recognize the voices, but she was already sleeping. So I went to the car, used the radio and found out it wasn't anything important, then picked the phone back up, now they were in full phone sex mode full of "I'm so wet" and "stroke it for me", it was funnier than sexy. I finally just hung up.