Short story I heard on the train...
This didn't happen to me or to anyone I know but when I overheard a conversation on my way to work today I just felt I had to share it here. I walk to the train station in the mornings and catch a train for a little over ten minutes, just into the neighbouring city, before catching a bus to my final destination (which is still better than facing the morning rush hour in a car). The train journey is shared, as you might expect, with all manner of people, but on the train I catch there are a lot of people on their way to school; this is a story I overheard one of them telling a boy I presume to be her boyfriend, as closely as I can remember it (yes, she did say 'like' a lot)...
"I was so embarrassed in PE the other day!"
"I heard something about you streaking from Georgie"
"I wasn't streaking! Basically we were playing netball and we were all really tired and me and some of the other girls had an argument over stupid stuff. I went in the shower after everyone else 'cause I was helping put stuff away and I was just, like, relaxing. Then when I turned the shower off I saw they'd stolen my towel and my clothes weren't anywhere. I was like, 'what the hell to I do now'. I like peered round the corner and I was like [stage whisper] 'Miss Phillips!' [/stage whisper], really quietly but she couldn't hear me. So I just had to cover up with my hands and run for it. I was in the office door talking to her with everyone laughing and was just like 'someone stole my clothes'. So she went looking and I just had to sit behind the door while I waited for some stuff from lost property."
"Did you get your clothes back?"
"Yeah, they were just outside in the hall, but the worst bit was, you know how the PE teachers share an office in between the changing rooms? Mr Green came in and was just like 'oh sorry, I'll leave you to it' and left."
"That sounds pretty bad."
"I know! I can't believe Mr Green saw me naked!"
This conversation did continue but I missed the rest as the train pulled in and we went in different directions. It almost makes me miss school. If anyone else has any stories like this, either experienced or, like me, just heard about, I'd love to hear them. Incidentally from what I saw of her the girl in question was a tall and slim brunette with roughly B/C cup breasts.
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