Shocker: The act of inserting two fingers into the vagina (normally the index and middle fingers), and one (without warning) into the anus (normally the pinky finger).
Also known as:
2 in the pink, 1 in the stink;
two in the grass, one in the ass;
two in the sl*t, one in the butt;
two in the coot, one in the boot;
going to town with one in the brown;
Two in the beaver, one where food leaves her;
Two in the bird, one in the turd;
Two in the bow, one in the stern;
Two in the Bush, one in the Cheney;
Two in the bush, one in the tush;
Two in the
cat, one in the shat;
Two in the cheese, one in the whiz;
Two in the chink, one in the sphinc;
Two in the coin slot, one in the balloon knot;
Two in the condom muncher, one in the donkey puncher;
Two in the cootie, one in the booty;
Two in the creamer, one in the steamer;
Two in the curtains, one in the hurtin's;
Two in the dream, one in the scream;
Two in the grass, one in the ass;
Two in the grassy knoll, one in the assy hole;
Two in the hoo-ha, one in the booya;
Two in the hoo hoo, one in the poo poo;
Two in the meat, one in the seat;
Two in the one, one in the two;
Two in the paris, one in the hilton;
Two in the pumper, one in the dumper;
Two in the puss, one in the boot;
Two in the slime, one in the crime;
Two in the snail, one in the tail; (
I guess this IS what the kids are calling it, Fango!)
Two in the sn*tch, one up the hatch;
Two in the snapper, one in the crapper;
Two in the snapper, one in the
starfish;.
Two in the
squirt, one in the dirt.
Two in the super, one in the pooper;
Two in the taint, one in the ain't;
Two in the wh*r*, one in the backdoor;
Two in the winker, one in the sphincter;
Two in the womb, one in the tomb;
Two where they're born, one where there's corn;
Two where she humps, one where she dumps.;
Two where she menstruates, one where she defecates;
Two in the baby maker, one in the brownie baker.
The shocker is frequently thrown, but rarely shown.
NEAL:My wife would shoot me if I gave her surprise buttsecks.
Bob: Have you warmed her up with the shocker?