Bed in the Ring
brisignu asked: Excellent post, been wanting to see Lita breasts for a while now, but can anyone tell me what exactly was happening? I mean why was there a bed in the middle of the ring...not that I mind or anything
After Edge won the WWE Championship from John Cena by cashing in his "Money in the Bank" guaranteed title shot on Sunday night's "New Year's Revolution" PPV, he promised to celebrate by having "live torrid sex" in the middle of the ring with Lita. Ergo, the bed.
Not nearly as good as promised, with both of them covering up under the sheets the entire time. An ENF was teased at the end when Cena came out and beat Edge out of the ring, leaving a presumably nude Lita under the covers. Cena ripped the covers off the bed, but by then Lita had "redressed" herself.
The show itself was the most ribald yet, including a scene with Shelton Benjamin's "momma" (actress Thea Vidale, probably best remembered from the the show "Thea" which also starred a young Brandy) commenting that she has seen Vel Venis' face "somewhere before" (Venis' gimmick is that of a former adult film star whose credits include "Shaving Ryans Privates, and Harry ****ter among others) as well as Jerry Lawler confusing "Playstation" with "Playboy" (not much of a stretch for the always horny Lawler).
Of course, if you're not a WWE fan, none of this makes much sense.
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