I work for a public utility company and I was installing service to an apt building...the apt complex had decided that our boxes weren't very pretty and covered them up with shrubs. Well the boxes happened to be next to bedroom windows and as I ducked under the bush and stood up I was staring directly into the bedroom where a woman was standing butt ass naked toweling off her hair...she let out a scream which scared the shit out of me, I turned and tried to run directly through the bush (which didn't work very well) and ran back to my truck. It wasn't until I was sitting in my truck that I actually thought about her body (which was phenomenal!). I then called my boss to let him know what happened because I had no desire to be fired and I figured I better cover my ass, and as I was on the phone with him I saw her in a car driving away and glaring at me...it was hilarious and erotic all at once
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