[bbgapril]

*Never stand in, on, above, below, beside, or anywhere near a grave, tomb, crypt, mausoleum, or other house of the dead.

*If you're searching for something which caused a noise and find out that it's just the cat, leave the room immediately if you value your life.

*If appliances start operating by themselves, move out.

*Do not take *anything* from the dead.

*If you find a town which looks deserted, it's probably for a reason. Take the hint and stay away.

*Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you're doing.

*If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.