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Halloween Survival Guide


*When it appears that you have killed the monster, *never* check to see if it's really dead.

*If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery, was once a church used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed satanic practices in your house, move away immediately.

*Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.

*Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out.

*If anyone speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, or if they speak to you using a voice which is other than their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. NOTE: It will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared.

*When you have the benefit of numbers, *never* pair off and go it alone.

*As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.