Halloween Definitions
Bobbing Apples:
What happens when you leave your bra off while running.
Full Moon:
What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge.
Goblin:
How you eat the Snickers Bars you got for Halloween.
Pumpkin Patch:
What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking.
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