First Witch: "What are you doing?
Second Witch: "I am making a special Halloween potion that requires eye of a werewolf, gizzard of a ghoul, liver of a vampire, horn from a unicorn, and heart of a lawyer.
So far, I have everything I need except the heart of a lawyer."
First Witch: "Good luck!"
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