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The Choir saw him next and followed suit, screaming and running as fast as their feet would take them.

Then the entire congregation caught sign of The Devil and started a stampede out the building.

An elderly man just as frightened as anyone found himself stuck on the end of a pew, his suspenders almost wrapping him into the pew with no chance of an exit.

As The Devil continued walking up the aisle toward the elderly man, the old man turned around and looked The Devil right in the face and said.

"Stop! You need to know something important. I've been a member of this church for 63 years now but I've been on your side the whole time."