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A young man wanted to go to the Saturday night costume party dressed as the Devil. He rented Costume 4, and totally looked the part.

He had a great time at the party, danced and drank all night and decided to head toward home around 5:30 am.

He got in his car and found his battery dead. No problem, Triple A is just a call away. No cell phone. It was on the kitchen table at his condo.

He decided to get some zzz's then use the phone in the local church just down the street. When the church bells rang 11:00 he headed over to borrow the phone.

He mistakenly walked into the Narthex wearing all his evil attire. The Pastor saw him, screamed and ran the other way out of the Sanctuary.