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For Halloween I'm going to write "Life" on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers

This Halloween I'm going to dress up as Maury Povich and visit the hospital delivery room telling a guy he is not the father.

This Halloween, the only Candy I'm interested in swings from a pole and has daddy issues

Dirty Halloween Phrases

-- I'd like to get a little something in the sack.
-- Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
-- She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.
-- If you just lick it, it'll last longer.
-- Have someone check the goodies before they go into your mouth.