[sooty]

One day a member of the gang was riding over the West Gate Bridge in Melbourne, Australia when he spotted a young woman standing on the edge at the top and about to commit suicide. He quickly pulled over and said to her "What are you doing?" to which she replied "I'm going to jump and end it all." So he says "Well before you go how about a lovely big kiss?". The girl pauses for a moment and says "OK. why not?".

They then engage in the longest, wildest, wettest tongue twisting kiss ever imaginable and at the end the Hells Angel says "Wow, that was unbelievable. Why would any woman who can kiss like that want to commit suicide?" and she says "My parents and family all hate me and won't have anything to do with me because I always dress up like a woman".