Three mice were talking. The first one was bragging about how he had fucked most of the female mice in a three block area. The second one was bragging about how he had stolen most of the cheese in a three block area.
The macho mice then turn to the third mouse, Butch, to see what he has to say about it. Butch lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this crap. I've gotta go home and screw the cat."
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keeping a good woman happy is not being henpecked, it is investing in your future
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