A blind man was travelling by plane to Texas. On board he felt the plush seats and remarked how big they were. The passenger next to him said: "Everything's big in Texas"
When the plane landed, he went straight to his hotel bar in Dallas and ordered a beer. The bartender served it in a mug. He felt the mug and commented on it's size. The bartender remarked: "Everything's big in Texas, buddy."
After three beers he needed the toilet, so he asked the bartender for directions. Confused he accidentally went to swimming pool instead and fell in.
As he flapped around terrified in the water, he screamed: "For God's sake Don't flush, Don't flush!"
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