Three friends are talking in a bar about how much they take their wives for granted. They agree to go home and give their wives a gift matching whatever they are watching on the television at the time.
The following day they meet up again,
"How did you get on?" said the first man to the second,
"She was so pleased! I got home and she was watching Holiday in the Sun so I bought her a 5 star holiday in Spain. What about you?" he replied,
"Mine was also pleased, she was watching Diamonds Are Forever so I went and bought her a pair of diamond earrings. What about you?" he said to the third man, "was your wife pleased?",
"Yes but not as much as me" he said, "she was watching Goodfellas",
"You tight bastard!" chuckled the first man "What did you do? Get her a pizza?"
"No, I had her shot".
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