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Two nuns sat at a traffic light in their car when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulls up alongside.

"Hey! Let's see your tits, you stuck up penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.

The Mother Superior turns to Sister Immaculate and says, "I don't think they know who we are. Show them your cross."

So Sister Immaculate rolls down her window and shouts, "Screw off you little shits, before I come over there and rip your balls off!"

Sister Immaculate looks back at the Mother Superior and asks, "Was that cross enough?"