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A tourist is driving through the Australian Bush when he sees a man having sex with a kangaroo. Appalled, he heads back towards town to report the incident, but on the way he's shocked to see another man having sex with a kangaroo, and then another.

Disgusted, he drives into town, only to see a man with a wooden leg masturbating outside a pub. The tourist pulls up outside the police station and accosts a sergeant:

"I was out in the bush and I saw three men having sex with kangaroos!"
"Did you?" says the sergeant.
"Yes. And then I saw a man with a wooden leg masturbating in the street. How can you tolerate such filthy behaviour?"
"Well be fair mate," replies the sergeant. "How's the poor bastard going to catch a kangaroo in his condition?"

Male squirrels removed. Read the rules please. No male squirrels allowed!