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My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be
a trick knee.
Phyllis Diller
Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep
away from children.
Phyllis Diller
I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours
ago it was grass.'
Phyllis Diller
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