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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I
want to move in with them.
Phyllis Diller
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the
only thing that keeps some parents going.
Phyllis Diller
Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.
Phyllis Diller
Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank
has just been robbed.
Phyllis Diller
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