[sooty]

Recently I moved to a country town and had to change doctors. I made an appointment with the local health centre and was told that I would be seeing Dr C. I am 65 and having some waterworks problems due to an ongoing condition anyway it turned out that Dr C is an attractive shortish blonde woman about 30. She almost insisted that she do a manual examination of the prostate as well as the blood test and in the interest of medical completeness I was only too happy to agree. She said that men don't like having it done (Yeah right!) and I was going to say that I think that we should check it every fortnight just to be safe. Sometimes I see her in the street and get an urge to tell some guy "that beautiful blonde woman there has had her finger up my arse".