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A man goes to a dog breeder to buy a guard dog only to be presented with a scruffy terrier mongrel.

"What use is that?" he asks. "I was thinking more along the lines of an Alsatian or a Doberman"

"Everyone goes for those, but this one is a true trained killer. I'll show you" replies the breeder. "Guard Dog? That Chair!"

In a blur of little snappy teeth and yapping the chair is reduced to splinters. "That's Amazing!, can I give it a go?" the man asks. "Go for it" replies the breeder.

"Guard Dog? That box!" shouts the man. In seconds the box is reduced to shreds by the terriers snapping jaws.

The man is hooked, he buys the dog, and rushes home to show his wife. "How do you like our new guard dog, he's a trained killer!"
"What that thing?" she replies. "Guard dog, my arse!"