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A man walks into the Election office and says to the receptionist,

"I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be an Independent candidate."

The receptionist replied, "Certainly Sir. Please fill in this form."

He was filling in the form until he came to the question - ''Are you circumcised ?"

So he asked the receptionist,"Is this question necessary ?"


She replied, "Sir. I'm sorry but, if you are circumcised, you aren't eligible to run for election."


He asked, "What possible difference would it make if I were circumcised ?"


She replied, "It's quite simple, Sir ...
To become a politician, you have to be a complete prick !!"