One Payday, Mr. Goodbar wanted a Bit Of Honey. So he took his Miss Hershey behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Fifth Avenue and Clark where he then began to feel her Mounds.
This was an Almond Joy that definitely made his Tootsie Roll. He let out a Snicker as he slipped his Butterfinger up her Kit Kat. Which, of course, caused the Milky Way.
She screamed Oh Henry! as she squeezed his Peter Paul and Zagnuts and said, "You're better than the Three Musketeers!"
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