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Originally Posted by BPMatchs
A very Brittish recap of Leah/Nikki Bra & Panties Match, I need Google Translate for British to American  |
Apologies if this has already been translated into standard English from ... Lanarkshire Scots I think, but here goes:
"Know what? I expected to try this after concluding my 'sexually excited little oik' behaviour about how physically aroused it got me. I'm a red-blooded card-carrying heterosexual, mate. Despite my enjoyment for Dolph Ziggler's bottom, I am girl-crazy.
Oh you are sweeet smelling, you lovely creatures, and I sometimes wonder why you allow we, smelly penis-posessing types near you. Why wouldn't you prefer sexual congress with each other all the time, and leave us to our own putrid devices? The only reason we bathe at all is on the off-chance that one of you will allow us to make love to you.
Anyway the match was a good one. It was the first bra and panties match I've ever seen in which there was actual wrestling. Storm doesn't seem to play by the rules, however, as her top has a Babushka Doll nature about it, with a smaller top revealed each time one was removed. Leah, however, was not playing by such rules and after a reasonable bout, Storm strips her down to her undergarments.
Leah did, however, have a smaller pair of panties beneath the ones originally exhibited, which was when my 'sexually excited little oik' identity was exhibited, because, thongs are great. Yes, I enjoyed the thong.
As Storm is celebrating her win, Leah waits until she has turned around and hits her with a ... I cannot recall; before jumping into the crowd and no doubt getting her bottom felt by several sweaty members of the audience. What are you like? It was a fun match, though. "