I agree, this post is meant for its humorous theme. Put me in the place of the guy in any of them and I'd be one happy camper. Skinny, balding, small-cock, doesn't matter. It's all in how well you hit it, rather than the size of the tool anyway. I like the cocksucking lady in #2, she can really take it nicely. The lady in #1 is not voluptuous, nor exceptionally pretty. But, again, it's not as important as how well she can pleasure her man.
There's someone for everyone, and that's what makes the human race so unique.
