[Anony]

A blonde goes to a dry cleaners and drops off her clothes. As she's leaving the guy behind the

counter says " come again".

The blonde spins around and yells " No this time it's mustard"

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Typical setup. a guy walks into a bar, orders a beer. takes a few sips, watches some sports on

the TV, and next time the bartender walks past, the guy catches his attention, and says: "hey

buddy, wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bartender gets pissed. removes his ball cap, showing blonde hair. tosses his bar towel down

in disgust and say to the customer: "look. I'm blonde. see those three guys in the corner? the

big one is an all-star NFL quarterback. the guy in the Armani suit is one of the top civil

attorneys in the nation. the third guy? he's a U.S. congressmen. and we're ALL BLONDES! do you

REALLY want to tell that blonde joke?"

The customer, looking down with embarrassment, and a look of chagrin, nods his head slowly, and

replies: "Nah, I don't want to have to explain it that many times."

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The CEO of a large company is walking down the hallway and sees the blond receptionist standing

at the coke machine putting in quarters and pressing buttons then when the can comes out she

jumps up and down and starts screaming and clapping her hands. This goes on for ten minutes or

so and the CEO leaves, coming back an hour later he finds the blond still at the coke machine

and hundreds of cans of coke lined up on the table she is still putting in quarters and jumping

up and down clapping her hands and screaming when the cans come out.

The CEO walks over and says "Ms. Jones what ever are you doing??"

She turns and says: WINNING, DUHHHH



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