Three blonde jokes
A blonde goes to a dry cleaners and drops off her clothes. As she's leaving the guy behind the
counter says " come again".
The blonde spins around and yells " No this time it's mustard"
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Typical setup. a guy walks into a bar, orders a beer. takes a few sips, watches some sports on
the TV, and next time the bartender walks past, the guy catches his attention, and says: "hey
buddy, wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bartender gets pissed. removes his ball cap, showing blonde hair. tosses his bar towel down
in disgust and say to the customer: "look. I'm blonde. see those three guys in the corner? the
big one is an all-star NFL quarterback. the guy in the Armani suit is one of the top civil
attorneys in the nation. the third guy? he's a U.S. congressmen. and we're ALL BLONDES! do you
REALLY want to tell that blonde joke?"
The customer, looking down with embarrassment, and a look of chagrin, nods his head slowly, and
replies: "Nah, I don't want to have to explain it that many times."
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The CEO of a large company is walking down the hallway and sees the blond receptionist standing
at the coke machine putting in quarters and pressing buttons then when the can comes out she
jumps up and down and starts screaming and clapping her hands. This goes on for ten minutes or
so and the CEO leaves, coming back an hour later he finds the blond still at the coke machine
and hundreds of cans of coke lined up on the table she is still putting in quarters and jumping
up and down clapping her hands and screaming when the cans come out.
The CEO walks over and says "Ms. Jones what ever are you doing??"
She turns and says: WINNING, DUHHHH
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Last edited by ezzy; 08-26-2013 at 02:45 AM.
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