There was a blind man sitting in a bar and he yells out to the bartender "Hey, you wana hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice they guy next to him says "Before you tell that joke mate I think there is something you should know, the bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, there is a 6ft-2 300lb wrestler sitting two chairs away and hes blonde, im a 200lb black belt and im blonde, we're all blonde, are you sure that you still want to tell that joke mister?"
The blind man says "Naaah, not if im gonna have to explain it 4 times!"
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